the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.
i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.
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South African variation is of a tappet being a redneck in the american sense of the word
South African variation is of a tappet being a redneck in the american sense of the word
by Tappet December 9, 2008
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{Via a text message} Vivian, can u pls pick up some light blubs, bleach, laundry soap, and poliet taper b4 u come home?
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by Lauren the hamster June 23, 2019
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