tadpole

A way of saying you kinda like someone but not completely yet.

You say, "I like you a tadpole. Maybe one day it'll become a frog."

by BreeDizzle April 13, 2011

Freaky Tadpole

One who indulges in the acts of sexual relations in over conspicuous and commonly homosexual manners.

Tavion said he would let a girl titty fuck him, he’s a whole freaky tadpole.

by SeeSeeDezeNutz February 11, 2019

scramble the tadpole squadron

Ejaculate

Henrietta: "Roger, dear, my road less traveled is getting rather sore, can you jolly well hurry up and scramble the tadpole squadron so we get this bedroom unpleasantness over with."
Roger: "Absolutely my darling, chocks away!"

by G.P. The Guinea Pig May 7, 2016

Tadpole

Attempting to give someone (most likely a male) the Shocker but unfortunately the pinky is left without an orifice, thus wiggling around like a tadpole.

The gentleman was unaware that he had accidentally given the woman the Tadpole rather than the much desired Shocker.

by dubpen October 5, 2010

Tadpole soup

Sperm cells look like tiny undeveloped frogs "tadpoles" therefore soup as in you drink a nice hearty bowl of steamin semen stew or tadpole soup

Jeez Justin corey served you up a nice thick warm tadpole soup yesterday! "justin" " i know it sure was heart warming and it makes a great dietary supplement!"

by Shaffer18 January 30, 2010

corralling the tadpoles

Jacking Off

bonehead 1: Where's Johnny?
bonehead 2: He must be Corralling the tadpoles!

by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009

TADPOLES

According to the 24 year old Ashton irwin tadpoles are baby turtles there for onins have layers and that why Ashton Irwin is always rigth :')

Ashton: tadpoles are baby tutels

Everybody:*turns heads to ashton*

by 5sos definitions July 11, 2018