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Taliban

Al Qa'ida

Low life filth which resided in Afghanistan.
Terrorists which supported Osama Bin Laden
by Hunter November 19, 2003
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Taliban

The reason Bin Laden couldn't watch Al-Jazeera.
OSAMA: Hey Saddam, put Al-Jazeera on, I want to see my forces getting the shit blown out of them by the Americans.
SADDAM: Sorry Oz, we're not allowed coz there's a taliban.
by hello birdie June 22, 2006
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Taliban

Group of very hairy hillbillies carrying guns.
Has the president sent anymore guns to the Taliban in Afghanistan?
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019
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Taliban

Students at a school, college, or university
"How many Taliban are studying at your university?"
"About 26,000."
by Etewilak January 2, 2020
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Talibanned

2 Definitions
1. To do something so severe that an indefinite ban is put into place
2. To get kicked out of the Taliban
For Definition 1:

Walker Elementary School: Hello, may we please speak to Mrs. Eganstein
Mrs. Eganstein: Yes, speaking.
Walker Elementary School: Hello, we are calling about your son Erik. In the cafeteria today he did an unspeakable gesture towards a group of female students with a taquito. We are going to have to investigate the incident, but until then Erik will have to be Talibanned. Come pick him up immediately.

For Definition 2
Terrorist 1: Hey Terrorist 2 did you hear about Wahib
Terrorist 2: No Terrorist 1, what happened?
Terrorist 1: Apparently he was caught with an iPod full of Phil Collins discography, and a picture of a woman in typical western attire. He got Talibanned.
Terrorist 2: Wow that's Talibananas brah
by Harold Jeremy Paull February 6, 2014
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Taliban

A curry muncher that wants to sacrifice his life for world dominance by committing terrorist acts or conflict on innocent people. Osama Bin laden and Owen South were the main people behind the famous 9/11 attack of twin towers which ending with them fleeing to Russia
He is a taliban
by Mr bean738 September 11, 2021
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taliban

to defile a toilet to a point of, a haz mat team showing up in your bathroon with police line tape , while hearing them mumble under their gas mask " this is the worst thing I have witnessed since 9 -11 on CNN.
While eating a diaper full of indian food last night I immeditaly had to taliban the restroom.
by carole and RIch October 18, 2007
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