The greatest rogue nation on Earth. Established in the summer of '09 and is growing at a rapid rate. It has territories in northern Quebec, Montreal, Pitt Meadows (B.C) and Vancouver. The Tanlandian symbol is the "TAN-FUCKING-LANDIA" tag dreamed up by it's founder, a girl named Tanya, who will one day rule you all. Tanlandia is also a state of mind where you don't give a fuck what other people think cos your with your friends and nothing else matters. It is when you look at the stars and play tag with your friends at fireworks. It is not counting the days, but making the days count with a smile. It is following your dream cos everyone who said it was impossible can go fuck themselves. It is laughing when kid in your class piss off the teacher instead of being annoyed by the interruptions and having a headband fight at lululemon. It is sing Ke$ha while your cousin's friend imposes their classic jazz music on you and calling justin bieber gay. It is slididng down on a black diamond ski run on your butt and sledding till 10pm. It is enjoying both diet and non diet soda, but drinking diet cos one coke is not worth the 160 calories. It is not changing for anyone but yourself and watching twilight together, even though we've all seen it a million times before. It is that feeling you get when you're with ur friend and you cant help but smile.
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by the resistence April 7, 2010
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Cares only about his car (named "Egleclaw") and all his stupid Diesel.
Claims to have hooked up with every girl at LBHS (...twice).
Dropped out of high school over Winter break, now lives in an apartment in LA next to Frankie Munoz. Claims to be "working on his album".
Cares only about his car (named "Egleclaw") and all his stupid Diesel.
Claims to have hooked up with every girl at LBHS (...twice).
Dropped out of high school over Winter break, now lives in an apartment in LA next to Frankie Munoz. Claims to be "working on his album".
by President of the Never Hooked Up with Talan Club March 14, 2005
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2. Wise and full of knowledge and understanding. If speaking, take heed.
3. Full of high-lair-it-T
4. Known for having high butts.
5. Kind and bodacious! If found, don't let go.
by Banyanyas September 10, 2009
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by Anonymous Potatoes December 3, 2018
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