The definition of perfection. That is, if she's fightin' for Assad...
by AdVictoriamMiBoi June 1, 2016
Get the syrian girlmug. by A random /pol/tard March 13, 2021
Get the syrian kidsmug. Girl 1: god, last night was the best
Girl 2: Ooo, what happened?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner.
Girl 2: Ooo, what happened?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner.
by ImNextToYou March 17, 2016
Get the Syrian Bonermug. its when you are banging a girl from behind, and you have two homeless syrian refugees rubbing hot curry on your asshole which makes you prematurely ejaculate, but also vomit on their back. You then write fuck ISIS in the throwup and use a blow dryer to cake the engraved vomit onto their sweaty back
Ever since Hillary came into office and we started housing those Syrian refugees our sex life has gotten crazy! Last night I gave Evelyn the Syrian noodle.
by theslipperysaladslipper September 13, 2016
Get the Syrian Noodlemug. As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment
Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020
Get the Syrian Loophole Theorymug. American 1: It's great to see people rise up against their oppressors man. The U.S. should help the Free Syrian Army at all costs!
American 2: What are you, a fool? We have a $16 trillion debt to worry about and you want to spend more money to aid these Syrian rebels who we know nothing about? U.S. intervention will be viewed by the Arab world as occupation - not liberation. For once, lets stay out of everyone else's problems and think of ways to improve our own country. All of our efforts in the Middle East have only put radical jihadists into power.
American 2: What are you, a fool? We have a $16 trillion debt to worry about and you want to spend more money to aid these Syrian rebels who we know nothing about? U.S. intervention will be viewed by the Arab world as occupation - not liberation. For once, lets stay out of everyone else's problems and think of ways to improve our own country. All of our efforts in the Middle East have only put radical jihadists into power.
by Dancing with Fire April 10, 2013
Get the Free Syrian Armymug. As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment
Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020
Get the Syrian Loophole Theorymug.