Spoontang

A utensil used to assist one in the process of eating pussy.

I gave Katie multiple orgasms last night, all thanks to my trusted spoontang.

by Big Ball-z August 23, 2019

Soontang

Not yet legal pussy

That weirdo said he was going to score some soontang

by Heddhunter November 5, 2025

spontangily

spontaneous and tangible.

The woman is so spontangily. I would like to date her, I can almost see, taste, hear, smell and feel her yet she is so far away.

by allupinya55 July 23, 2011

swoofting

Swoofting is the action of waving a fart away from your bottom.

Girl 1: oh my god did you see Rhys swoofting his fart over there?
Girl 2: he is totally swoofting!!!
Rhys: I am the best swoofter

by Jojobopeep July 12, 2018

SpoonGang

A group of Kings that understand that the spoon is the best utensil. They dont mess with forks or knives. As the saying goes “if you aint a spoon you aint a goon”. The Spoons were created 5/3/17 and the SpoonKing is none other that the homie Justin. If anyone claims different they just a clout leech.

Bryan: “Hey, whos all going to the party next Saturday”?
Justin: “Oh you know, the whole SpoonGang homie”.

by Jdspnking11 July 19, 2020

spontangadangling

I think i heard it in a song once, but basically it’s spontaneous but better

woah that was so spontangadangling

by Pineboy July 29, 2023

Boomer-swooning

When boomers (and other old guys) flood an attractive young lady's social media profile post with sappy and creepy compliments. (Frequently these "men" are incels.... and frequently these "young ladies" aren't even real people)

Comments are frequently full of red hearts, flowers and lame/pathetic emojis. Comments usually sound like "Sexy" "My love" "Marry Me" etc.

That old geezer is boomer-swooning an AI generated image of Megan Fox again. Man those guys are tools.

by Jimboliah007 December 11, 2023