Anti-Swoon

Unenthusiastic fainting.

person a: "hey, did you see that celebrity across the street?"

person b: "yeah, but he's totally an anti-swoon"

by JimmysBigJimmy October 13, 2017

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Toon Swoon

The state of being enamored with an MMORPG non-player character, particularly romance-able NPC's.

"I can't wait to log in to Star Wars: The Old Republic to see if Corso Riggs has anything flirty to say to my smuggler character! What can I say, I've got the Toon Swoon for him."

by kitschicat June 10, 2012

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Swoon is a sad young man he distracts himself with booze,weed,and games he complains about life's problems but does nothing to fix them he falls in love easily because he hasn't had any human contact in a year he often thinks about suicide because he is too tired of life itself he often asks himself "why was I born" but, he still has potential to fix his mistakes and get the fuck out the grave he dug

"oh it's a Swoon"

by horny cripster March 16, 2021

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Boomer-swooning

When boomers (and other old guys) flood an attractive young lady's social media profile post with sappy and creepy compliments. (Frequently these "men" are incels.... and frequently these "young ladies" aren't even real people)

Comments are frequently full of red hearts, flowers and lame/pathetic emojis. Comments usually sound like "Sexy" "My love" "Marry Me" etc.

That old geezer is boomer-swooning an AI generated image of Megan Fox again. Man those guys are tools.

by Jimboliah007 December 11, 2023

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dude-swoon

Similar to a man-crush, a dude-swoon is when one of your buddies performs some sort of maneuver that is so impossibly cool, you have to swoon over their awesomeness.

Caught the foul ball, didn't spill his beer and ended up going home with the redhead's number. Full-on dude-swoon.

by triphx December 7, 2012

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