Anti-Swoon

person a: "hey, did you see that celebrity across the street?"

person b: "yeah, but he's totally an anti-swoon"
by JimmysBigJimmy October 14, 2017
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Toon Swoon

The state of being enamored with an MMORPG non-player character, particularly romance-able NPC's.
"I can't wait to log in to Star Wars: The Old Republic to see if Corso Riggs has anything flirty to say to my smuggler character! What can I say, I've got the Toon Swoon for him."
by kitschicat March 04, 2012
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Swoon Magnet

When someone is so attractive that they cause people to faint
by Huttie March 17, 2017
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Boomer-swooning

When boomers (and other old guys) flood an attractive young lady's social media profile post with sappy and creepy compliments. (Frequently these "men" are incels.... and frequently these "young ladies" aren't even real people)

Comments are frequently full of red hearts, flowers and lame/pathetic emojis. Comments usually sound like "Sexy" "My love" "Marry Me" etc.
That old geezer is boomer-swooning an AI generated image of Megan Fox again. Man those guys are tools.
by Jimboliah007 December 12, 2023
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dude-swoon

Similar to a man-crush, a dude-swoon is when one of your buddies performs some sort of maneuver that is so impossibly cool, you have to swoon over their awesomeness.
Caught the foul ball, didn't spill his beer and ended up going home with the redhead's number. Full-on dude-swoon.
by triphx December 03, 2012
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Va va Swoon

Describes a complexity of attraction involving romance and lust.
That sexy beast in the next cube row is brains and brain. Quintessential Va Va Swoon.
by Kiki VonBacon February 26, 2025
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prune swoon

That was a prune swoon. Sorry,
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
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