swoop attack

When the big whig corporate people come into your work place unannounced trying to catch people misbehaving/slacking off.

Yesterday our office received a swoop attack unannounced visit corprate surprise visit by the vice president of the company who was looking to catch people being lazy/ doing what they want instead of working.

by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009

douche swoop

Most prominent in the emo culture, the douche swoop has also appeared more recently in hipster populations across the globe. A douche swoop is defined by the most decidedly douchey swoop of bangs that typically covers roughly 35% of afflicted faces. It is typically marked by incessant fiddling with and/or brushing of the bangs from the face. In extreme cases, violent tics of the head to remove said hair from the facial region are observed. Do not be misled, these tics are not typically a result of Tourette syndrome; nay, they are merely the effect of a douchey haircut, and in most cases, are representative of a douchey individual.

"That emo kid is moving up. He kicked the douche swoop and now thinks he's the Fonz, cause he's rockin a pompadour."

"That's it; get me the scissors, post haste. I cannot possibly watch that kid play with his douche swoop any longer. I'm going to cut it off."

by rhiannondale August 20, 2011

swoop

To pick someone up

"Aye come to Anthony's in an hour"
"Can't I don't have a ride"
"I'll swoop"
"Fasho. Lemme know when you're here"

by Heptone March 19, 2016

swoopage

to steal, and or confiscate without prior consent.

Tito didn't call tap-taps on his spot, so i called "swoopage" and took it like a klepto in a 7/11.

by G_Collins June 27, 2005

Swoopanopalized

When someone gets swooped more than once in one day.

Man, Iv'e been Swoopanopalized! That guy swooped my wallet out of my pocket without me knowing, and that other guy swooped my parking spot earlier today, and my girlfriend swooped right on top of my lap when I was trying to watch T.V. At least I can't complain about that latter to much.

by Camonick April 13, 2009

Swooper

N- Technical term for an observant barfly almost always male. Usually waiting for said females to get very drunk and when the time is right, swoop in and take her home to fuck her brains out.

Dawn-- I saw Frankie at the bar again last friday.

Michelle-- Yeah, me too, He's a swooper.

by Franswa October 10, 2007

Swooping

The sexual act for paraplegics using a sex hammock to swing into a receiving hole.

I am swooping in between my girlfriend's nubs.

by Juciy jamba July 5, 2018