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switzerland by Nick s. April 3, 2004
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Switzerland
an awesome landlocked country that lies in the middle of Europe. Switzerland is often mistaken for Sweden or Swaziland. Dumb Americans generally believe that people from Switzerland speak "Swiss" when actually German and French are its main languages.
Switzerland also is a place full of as many expats and foreigners as actual Swiss citizens. International schools rule the country with its crazy students from all over the world.
Switzerland also is a place full of as many expats and foreigners as actual Swiss citizens. International schools rule the country with its crazy students from all over the world.
Mike (an American)- Yo, you lived in Switzerland for 10 years... Does that mean you speak fluent Swiss?
Sarah (girl who lived in Switzerland)- No dumbass, I speak French! Swiss isn't a language.
Kelly- I go to International school in Switzerland, but I'm actually American.
Tony- No way! I go to International school in Switzerland too, but I'm Venezuelan!
Sarah (girl who lived in Switzerland)- No dumbass, I speak French! Swiss isn't a language.
Kelly- I go to International school in Switzerland, but I'm actually American.
Tony- No way! I go to International school in Switzerland too, but I'm Venezuelan!
Switzerland by hotpinkrunningshoes August 24, 2011
Switzerland
Switzerland by Holyswagness December 9, 2013
Switzerland
Person 1: "dude did u see the fight at last night's party?"
Person 2: "Yes! That was intense! The guys r asking me to choose sides do"
Person 1: "I'm being switzerland, I'm not taking any part in this!"
Person 2: "Yes! That was intense! The guys r asking me to choose sides do"
Person 1: "I'm being switzerland, I'm not taking any part in this!"
Switzerland by French girl October 25, 2014
Switzerland
Britain: Switzerland, help! The nazi's are slaughtering jews and all sorts of other innocent people, we need you to fight.
Switzerland President: No thank you we're gonna sit here, eat our chocolate and laugh at you poor heathens.
Britain: Ok well once Germany has conquered all of Europe they will invade you.
Switzerland President: We will never be invaded, all of our citizens have guns and they will be able to fight off a fully trained and organized army!
Switzerland President: No thank you we're gonna sit here, eat our chocolate and laugh at you poor heathens.
Britain: Ok well once Germany has conquered all of Europe they will invade you.
Switzerland President: We will never be invaded, all of our citizens have guns and they will be able to fight off a fully trained and organized army!
Switzerland by britainxx33 September 13, 2010
Switzerland
Switzerland is a tiny landlocked country in Europe where everyone is conservative. Everyone there is a clean freak so everything must be sprayed with Windex constantly. The mountains take a while though.
Switzerland by Bry-shizzle August 1, 2010