Saint Baxter’s Cathedral 

Located in the curvy rear valley of ultimate 21st century sex goddess, Maitland Ward Baxter, Saint Baxter’s Cathedral is a magnificent erotic sanctified place of worship. Thousands upon thousands of loyal Ward Worshipers praise this Holiest of Holies on a daily basis, wishing they were worthy enough to enter its divine splendor. It is currently unknown if any man has actually ever entered Saint Baxter’s Cathedral, but many a man would sell their souls to make that holy pilgrimage

Saint Baxter’s Cathedral is the universally undisputed Holiest of Holies.

I would give my left nut for the opportunity to enter Saint Baxter's Cathedral.

Saint Baxter’s Cathedral by Colt_Seavers September 20, 2019

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? 

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')

Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021

swinta 

The sweetly aromatic sweat that accumulates at the top of the ass-crack.

When no one was paying attention, Massey would often drop a finger inside his boxers to steal a quick sniff of the day’s swinta.

swinta by Drain Stamper May 21, 2010

Saint West 

Saint West (n):
Son of Yeezus and Kim Kardashian, brother of North West. All hail Saint West.

Random Dude: Lol your name is stupid
Saint West: Kanye not? You know my mom is KK, k?

Saint West by Purple Smallsees March 15, 2016

Saint-Just-ness Syndrome 

A rare and usually fatal disease of the teenage mind. Symptoms include a desire for kinky French sex with Saint-Just, irrational lust for Saint-Just, and the need to make shitty internet graphics of Robespierre and Saint-Just having gay sex.

Commonly occurs in teen girls, but is not limited to the female gender.

Random girl on deviantArt: OMG LIKE ROBESPIERRE AND SAINT-JUST BELONG TOGETHER. THEY ARE SUPER KAWAIII DESU!

Doctor: This is a classic example of Saint-Just-ness syndrome.

Saint-Just-ness Syndrome by rageofmarat July 14, 2011

Swinty 

Describing the weather, specifically an overcast day where sunglasses are still needed to prevent squinting and the associated headache.

Bit swinty out today don’t forget your sunnies.

Swinty by Matterbox August 24, 2019

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper 

When you can't hold your shit in anymore....
This is something you repeat to yourself as fast as you can while urgently trying to get to the nearest toilet, before you accidentally shit all over yourself.

At work today...I had to super speed walk down the hall, while clinching my butt-checks together in order to get to the nearest toilet. Or else I would have shitted all over myself... The whole way there I was chanting "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" repeatedly as fast as I could.

I successfully made it to the toilet though!... I think the "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" chant keeps you from shitting all over yourself.

Thank God I didn't shit all over myself!

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper by _-_-_->The Shit Master<-_-_-_ July 24, 2009