One who sits and picks his ass in the stands with a tiny drumstick (he holds in one hand) and the bucket he holds in the other, as other enjoy the opportunity to touch the ice. This is the epitome of a SHIT SHOW. This is worse than a duster because this person would never EVER touch the ice. This is two steps below the average bender.
The Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends shatters his stick on the bench at 5:30 in the morning, and then goes home to dust himself off and ice down aching ankles.
by antibender December 27, 2010
Get the Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bendsmug. A household tool used to push dirty into a pile followed by the use of a broom and dust pan to finish the chore.
by UDefinitions March 4, 2021
Get the Swiffer Sweepermug. Swiffer is a sex technique were you put a dead squirrle, or another fluffy animal, over your dick and penetrait a girl so you swiff the dust out of her pussy.
by Swiffmaster March 20, 2020
Get the Swiffermug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
Get the Swiffer, swiFfer, swiffeRmug. The swiffer is a sex technique where you put a dead squirrle , or another fluffy animal, over your dick and penetrate a girl . Then she is not dusty from inside anymore.
by Swiffmaster March 20, 2020
Get the Swiffermug. You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,
by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 30, 2023
Get the Swiffer wet jetmug. Im A Professional Swiffer
by Swatfamous February 27, 2023
Get the Swiffermug.