moon swerve

When a male stands on an elevated surface and ejaculates in an arc formation into a female'a mouth.

Babe, why you cryin? The table just wasn't steady enough for me to moon swerve you.

by moonswerve July 2, 2014

Swerp

"Swear on pappy Nicks grave"
you cannot lie on swerp

"Bro say swerp"
"swerppppp"
"no shit bro"

by avonworthhoe December 13, 2018

swervert

Someone who swerves a lot. Being called a swervert means that you have achieved the maximum amount of swervitude. You can never have too much swerve.

Mark and Braeden are the biggest swerverts I know.

by Big Fucking M November 22, 2012

Sausage Swerver

A woman who swerves sausage (avoids penis).

That chick just blew me out... She must be a sausage swerver.

See that fat bitch with the short hair? She looks like a proper sausage swerver.

by huzinator August 3, 2010

swervin

Being under the influence of large amounts of alcohol or drugs. You can swerve in a car, in the club, at your house. Its whereever.

Nigga. I was in the club straight swervin last nite.

by S Dot. March 2, 2008

swerve on

To get your swerve on means you want to get into doing or enjoying something like going out for a good time.

Come on, I feel like getting my swerve on and doing some partying.

by sevenhn January 9, 2006

Salinas swerve

A unexpected traffic manuver done in Salinas Calif. where as a driver swerves suddenly to avoid any large plastic bag in the streets out of fear of running over a body. This fear is substantiated by the high regard for human life seen in Salnas.

" god i did the wildest Salinas swerve today .. I am not running over some toddler on my way home..you just never know in Salinas.."

by MadelineB February 23, 2008