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sweaties

a group of people coming together to unite in the fact you’re all ugly wet crust
ex: the sweaties are so cool
by sweaties.crust September 29, 2018
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sweaties

a group of best friends that are rats
i’m hanging out with the sweaties today
by sweatygal05 October 30, 2018
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Sweaties

Sweaties are not the rarest of breeds and should be approached with extreme caution and with plenty of deliberation between you and your drinking buddies for the evening. These aggressive ladies are often found in groups, scantily clad, and sweating profusely from the molly and hours of uncoordinated dancing. Though they are very overweight and most likely dehydrated, do not let that fool you. Once a sweaty has lured you in, they cannot be left behind. She can be driving an early 90's honda hatchback yet she is still going to be right on the tail of your brand new Tesla. If you do manage to break line of sight then they began employing primitive yet effective tracking methods.
Steve Jobs: "Damn, Musk! Looks like it'll be a quiet night for you at the secret lair. What a putz!"
Elon Musk: "Not so fast, cancer man. (take huge rip from blunt) There is still the sweaties inside that turned this foam party into the rinse cycle of a washing machine!"
by Devonius Tunaman June 12, 2019
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Paper that is Sweaty
SweatyPaperr is a cool guy!
by SweatyPaperr August 4, 2022
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