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scampede

A devious Black Friday scam perpetrated by department and electronics stores whereby offering especially low prices on a limited number of goods causes an asscrack of dawn stampede of desperate shoppers.

Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.
My uncle Ray was almost killed in a scampede at BestMacy's CostPlus TargetMart, but he managed to survive with nothing more than a fractured vertebrae while still securing his $.99 Acme toaster.
by dookeyboy March 19, 2011
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Swamped

When Shrek smokes you out, after which you are trapped hanging out with him for the rest of the day putting up with his shitty driving, and listening to his shitty music.
"Yeah Shrek smoked me out the other day, but I ended up swamped afterwards. His weed sucked too."
by Dick Berman November 1, 2013
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Hooker Stampede

When going to a dark and shifty area to pick up a whore, you're car is bombarded with a group of frenzied prostitutes from all around the area that are all competing (Most likely violently) to get your attention by jumping on the hood of your car or flashing you etc. in the hopes that you will pick them so they can make a quick buck.
I was driving over here and when i stopped at the red light on the corner of 5th street my car got like 6 dents from a hooker stampede.
by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009
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stampered

A term used to describe when a CFL (Canadian Football League) team chokes for the second year in a row during the Championship game
The Calgary Stampeders stampered for the second year in a row
by CFL Football Fan December 7, 2017
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The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822

In the years prior to 1822, squirrels were really busy fornicating and doing experimental drugs. This was a time that can roughly be equated to the 60's in America. Well-fare was none existent in that time and the squirrels had so many bastard babies that they couldn't feed them all. The squirrels, after realizing their mistake, took to the streets and overwhelmed the cities. People were mauled and clawed to death to sate the needs of the squirrel population. Upon receiving the news, the U.N. convened, formed a plan and developed an experimental new weapon. Taking back key areas and using the newly developed Shotgun, humans were able to turn the tide and restore the squirrel population to defeatable numbers. A treaty was signed in the year 1823, but the effects of The Great Squirrel Stampede are still felt today.
"Dad, is it true that some men had their nuts gnawed off during The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822?"

"Get the shotgun, Jimmy! Those squirrely fucks are stampeding again! I hope it's not a repeat of The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822."
by ChodeRash January 14, 2015
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Vash The Stampede

Donut-eating crybaby pacifist from Trigun.... gotta love him!
I just want to hug him and squeeze and kiss him and snuggle him.... ack, Shawn getta hold of yourself!
by Shawn B. August 17, 2003
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minority stampede

The act of arabic or black men impulsively joining in a fight for the sole reason of attacking someone of another race.
Ed: Johnny and Ahmed fought it out yesterday after school on the football field.

Steve: Oh yeah? Who won?

Ed: Well, Johnny was kicking his ass....but then a dozen or so camels jumped in and beat the crap out of him. Damn minority stampede.....

Steve: So much for a fair fight.
by TimmyVD April 30, 2007
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