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Definitions by TimmyVD

big-ass fry 

Term used to describe an order of "large french fries" when ordering fast food in the ghetto.
Employee: Welcome to McDonalds can I take your order?

Customer: I'll take 2 double cheeseburgers, a large coke, and a large order of french fries.

Employee: 2 burgers, a coke and a wha?

Customer: one large order of french fries please.

Employee: A who?

Customer: (rolling eyes) A big-ass fry!

Employee: Coo...Pull up to the window.
big-ass fry by TimmyVD May 1, 2007

black laugh 

The act of covering one's mouth with one hand and pointing at the source of humor with the other hand, all while laughing uncontrollably.
Tim: Why do all those black dudes cover their mouths and point at Chappelle every time he tells a joke.

Dave: Oh they're just laughing and enjoying themselves. While us white folk laugh moderately and applaud when we find something funny, they tend to.....well they have their black laugh.
black laugh by TimmyVD May 1, 2007

minority stampede 

The act of arabic or black men impulsively joining in a fight for the sole reason of attacking someone of another race.
Ed: Johnny and Ahmed fought it out yesterday after school on the football field.

Steve: Oh yeah? Who won?

Ed: Well, Johnny was kicking his ass....but then a dozen or so camels jumped in and beat the crap out of him. Damn minority stampede.....

Steve: So much for a fair fight.
minority stampede by TimmyVD April 30, 2007

caucasion invasion

The act of a group of white people overtaking a venue, activity, or location that was previously dominated by black people.
"Shit playa, why'd they have to build that damn ice skating rink downtown anyway? Ain't done nothin for the city but result in a caucasion invasion....lord knows no brothas use that damn ice rink."
caucasion invasion by TimmyVD April 30, 2007

molester stache 

A gnarly, unkept moustache typically sported by child molesters, hillbillies, and convicted fellons.
The camp counselor sporting the molester stache was not introduced to the parents on orientation day, for fear that they would object to his being near their children.
molester stache by TimmyVD April 30, 2007

drain the oil 

I'm gonna go behind those trees for a minute and drain the oil.
drain the oil by TimmyVD April 30, 2007