Employee: Welcome to McDonalds can I take your order?
Customer: I'll take 2 double cheeseburgers, a large coke, and a large order of french fries.
Employee: 2 burgers, a coke and a wha?
Customer: one large order of french fries
Employee: A who?
Customer: (rolling eyes) A big-ass fry!
Employee: Coo...Pull up to the window.