A guy who likes to wear sequinced tops and spandex shorts - a lot. Often known for his work-out videos, such as "Sweating to the Oldies", where he will be joined on stage with various fatties in the background. According to an A&E biography on him, he used to be an actor and referred to as "Dickie". He was also apparently always yearning for his father's attention (could explain some things). Has never actually gone out and said he was homosexual, but all signs seem to point to YES GAWD YES!
by The awesome one December 13, 2004
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I spent all night summoning the genie when I shoulda been working on my term paper. Now it's going to be late and I have a hand cramp!
by FauxFoe February 15, 2018
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The act of parking your car in such a manner that a quick exit is possible. Even if it requires multiple maneuvers to achieve it.
"Hey, why you simmonsing your car now, we're just getting coffee?"
"Shut up and get out of the car and let me simmons-it-in!"
"Good shit, yo."
"Shut up and get out of the car and let me simmons-it-in!"
"Good shit, yo."
by Anthony6869 June 11, 2008
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Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
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