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Advi-Suggestion

Ha! Not allowed to say advice because of a thing you said once... That's gotta suuuck. But you meant to say "Advice." We all saw that. The sycophants might let it slide or ignore it but I won't.
Hym "My advi-suggestion would be to... Ah, shit... Internet is out... I was just about to give you some super useful, life-changing advice... Er... Shit! Suggestion! I know I'm not allowed to give advice! Shit!"
by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
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Suggestive selfie

A photo depicting a sexual mannerism such as boobs. Butt, penis or vagina
hey babe would you send me a suggestive selfie
by hsuehshdjdhdksh March 4, 2019
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posthypnotic suggestion

Something to do after you have been hypnotized. Like, after you've been hypnotized and are wondering what to do next, only you can't think exactly what it will be so you don't know what you will do but everyone else in the room knows already and that pisses you off, them knowing and you don't, so you rip off your shirt and skirt and say -- all right I don't think I was hypnotized anyway. Probably part of the hypnosis was to tell you to forget the posthypnotic suggestion, and forget that you have been hypnotized. At least forget it for a while.
Like at that party last Saturday night when I volunteered to be hypnotized and they gave me a posthypnotic sugestion -- but I forgot about it till just a few minutes ago. Before we started I was convinced that a posthypnotic suggestion would not work on me.
by jamjansandwich March 6, 2010
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The NS "suggestions and ideas" forum

The spawn of all bad suggestions. If this represented a volcano it would be Mount Doom. (although the only flames you'll see are from the forum-goers)

This forum makes people fear for the future of humanity.
the Suggestions and Ideas forum itself was supposed to be a hub for good suggestions. Now we need a seperate topic to wade through the garbage.
Ness-Earthbound
by Supernorn2000 September 9, 2003
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Suggestimate

A suggestimate is offered, where neither an estimate, nor a guesstimate is available.

To suggestimate, is to suggest an estimate.
A: What is your estimate on the cost of running the staff canteen this year.

B: I have no estimate on this as we do not know how many people will be sacked this year.

A: What about a guesstimate?

B: I absolutely cannot offer a guesstimate since I need at least a rough idea of how many staff we will have this year. Maybe you could suggestimate that for me.
by Alan "Mighty Morto" Morton January 2, 2009
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Suggestion Bar Fear

The fear that what you are searching will show no results in the suggestion bar. Typing slowly, and often checking the Google suggestion bar is a symptom.
"I have a suggestion bar fear every time I search in google for homework."
by Noblr September 6, 2009
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Suggestitution

The inherent sense one has of suggestion. The ability to heighten a suggestive phrase through immediate acknowledgment followed by yet another suggestive phrase.
Person 1: That's the way I like it.
Person 2: Baby I know.

Note that person two has Suggestitution. They immediately recognized a hint of suggestiveness and heightened the sense of suggestiveness by adding yet another suggestive comment. Subtlety is key.
by Marcellus Jackson March 31, 2010
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