Eskimo Starpucker

When you go in for a sniff before you eat the ass and you get a little sphincter kiss on the tip of your nose.

I was getting ready to eat Lisa’s ass and she gave me a cute little Eskimo Starpucker. I tell you Jerry, I’m gonna marry that girl.

by Jackmarriot Tacktheratrix December 23, 2021

Mexican Starpucker

When you’re getting in position to eat ass and you get a cute little kiss on the lips from the butthole. Also known as besos de estrellas.

Dude, I was with Lisa the other night and I was about to eat her ass and she gave me a little kiss with her butthole.
No way Jose, she gave you a Mexican Starpucker!?
Way Carlito, right on the lips.

No mames güey! She gave you them besos de estrellas!

I tell you what Carlito, I’m gonna make that chica mi esposa.

by Jackmarriot Tacktheratrix December 23, 2021

Ali sugardick Morris

Ali sugar dick Morris is usually a warm person with open arms to anyone. Ali sd Morris often takes unpredictably big shits in the morning which WILL block your water system. He has a kind smile with a twinkle in his eyes. Ali also tends to have a twilight addiction and fanaticises one particular Scene (the part where Bella sees Edward shine and twinkle) Ali will most likely ask you to re-enact it. With ali you will always end up having a good time and will make you feel comfortable in everything you do. He’s got good chat, crack and back. He’s a great guitarist but will force u to sit and listen to him or he will throw a hissy fit. All in all Ali sugardick Morris is and amazing person who’s make an effort to make you feel good, never let this Ali go because he does have 10 other girls on his line.

Has a great date with Ali sugardick Morris, but it got weird when he started rehearsing scenes from twilight in ransom out breaks

by anonymous July 1, 2022