fuck socks 

This word can be used an as expletive but this is its secondary purpose. A fuck sock can come under two categories.
It is either a sock placed over the penis during masturbation;
or it is a makeshift condom when the chemist is just too far away.

"Hey mate whats this in the bottom of your sock? Eugghhh! Its your fuck sock!"

fuck socks by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003

Fuck Suck Jamboree 

an orgy that features fuckin and suckin. can also feature fucklin and sucklin.

jorge remembered to bring a tent to the fuck suck jamboree on tuesday, and he had even more fun than he had last week previously at tino's rainblow party

Fuck Suck Jamboree by ralph plopper April 23, 2009

Suck the Fuck 

The name of a Yagami yato patreon audio,Basically it’s staring something her fans call “The Void” the void does not know their Gender they claim to have 5 pussies and a Cock for each pussy;Yet they still take interest in the listener

The Void:”Suck the fuck-“
Listener:”What- LMAO”

Suck the Fuck by Cupcake Sprinkles Diabetes December 20, 2020

suck and fuck 

When you promise you will only perform oral, but end up going the whole way.

On our second date I promised myself I'd only suck, but ended up doing a suck and fuck.

suck and fuck by Killossal August 26, 2017

suck a fuck 

A little known act performed in the later Middle Ages. Wandering minstrels, usually those with few talents, would entertain onlookers by "sucking a fuck" which involved a wooden rod and a live goose. The performer would take the rod and try to gently slide it into the anal cavity of the goose without frightening it and causing it to fly away.

"Gather around as I attempt to suck a fuck."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."

suck a fuck by Spike July 4, 2004

suck a fuck 

1. when used as an insult, means the same as fuck off, or go fuck yourself, or get the fuck out of my house. Usually directed at someone irritating or ugly.

2. when used literally, would most likely mean (though no one knows who would honestly do this) to use the tongue and lips to actually suck someone else's intercourse. to lick and/or suck the area where the penis is entering the vagina.

1. Elizabeth: Donnie, you're such a fuckass!
Donnie: Oh yeah? Well, you can go suck a fuck!

2. "Man, I thought a threesome would be hot, but all that crazy bitch did was suck our fuck!"

suck a fuck by the justin January 21, 2006

suck a fuck 

The act, which most girls have secretly honed for as yet unknown reasons, of completely collapsing with a single word a seriously hot moment, which would ordinarily lead to fucking.

Joel (kissing Emily's neck): So what now honeybuns?
Emily: Pizza?
Joel: Shit Emily, you really sucked the fuck out of that situation!

suck a fuck by cheddarfloor April 23, 2005