Suckness

A sickness in witch you cannot stop the urge to suck dicks or penis shaped vegietables

I got really bad suckness man don't come near me

by Thicc mama August 31, 2016

Suckcess

The ability to always fail, and consider yourself a winner

I consider myself a suckcess at everything I do. That's why I will continue to make America great again.

by Marine bcb November 17, 2016

Suckcess

A kind of full on success that only happens when you finally realise, admit, and embrace that you suck at something.

- The Romans f-g sucked at naval warfare, bro!
- I know! And they knew too! And that's how they reached suckcess, dominating the seas!

by DjDb October 9, 2017

suckcess

Where you are able to accomplish either one of two often-difficult-to-attain goals:
(1) Convincing a hot hunk with a really nice cock to let you give him a blowjob. (Can also loosely mean "sucking access", as in, being allowed to wrap your lips around that succulent man-meat whenever you want to.)

(2) Pumping out ("sucking") the sewage ("cess") from a really "ornery" septic tank.

Hottie #1: Yo, Girl --- how'd ya make out with Brandon?
Hottie #2: Oh great, hunny --- gave him a blowjob he'll never forget! And I felt really privileged to be given suckcess to that huge tasty cock, too --- he doesn't submit to just any gal, you know... she has to be fairly special to him before he'll allow her inside his boxers.

Red Green: So how was your workday, Winston?
Winston Rothschild: Oh, pretty good, Red --- that last tank I pumped was really a doozy, but I kept at it, and at last I was suckcessful.

by QuacksO October 23, 2017

Suckfest

When many poles and holes of the oral type convene for pleasure. Much spit and semen is involved and often blown all over the suckers face.

I had the best suckfest last night with my buddy and these three chicks.

by Victor RYguy September 7, 2018

suckcessful

Also used as suckess, this word will send a message that the person is bad at the topic while being kind.

guy1: what a suckcessful game!

guy2: but I had only 230 damage done.

guy1: I know.

by adasaddas March 3, 2021

Suckfest

The act of deleting multiple alcoholic beverages in a short period of time with your good friends.

Dude, this weekend was a total suckfest.

by StinoNetti27 May 2, 2021