A man (sometimes bearded) who drives a Subaru and wears all outdoor gear with no intension of ever doing any outdoor activities. This Subadouche can be easily spotted disturbing the flow of traffic and driving under the speed limit for optimal gas mileage.
Great! I'm stuck behind another Subadouche with an opinionated bumper sticker and kayaks on the roof with the tags still on them.
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Can someone get this Subadouche off the road!
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Can someone get this Subadouche off the road!
by Another Concerned American July 17, 2009
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A person whose face is rated less than 3/10 on the attractiveness scale.
Such people have major facial flaws, especially in the eye area, which includes one or more of the following:
- a recessed chin
- a downward-grown mandible
- a noticeable negative canthal tilt
- excessive upper eyelid exposure
- excessive scleral show
- very high-set eyebrows
- balding
- high levels of fat, especially when it leads to a double chin
- acne
- buggy eyes
- a large philtrum
- a long midface
- abnormal interpupillary distance, no matter how small
Having two or more of these traits would cause people to prefer sleeping with a dog instead of that person.
Such people have major facial flaws, especially in the eye area, which includes one or more of the following:
- a recessed chin
- a downward-grown mandible
- a noticeable negative canthal tilt
- excessive upper eyelid exposure
- excessive scleral show
- very high-set eyebrows
- balding
- high levels of fat, especially when it leads to a double chin
- acne
- buggy eyes
- a large philtrum
- a long midface
- abnormal interpupillary distance, no matter how small
Having two or more of these traits would cause people to prefer sleeping with a dog instead of that person.
I cannot make eye contact with Johnny, he's so repulsive.
Yeah bro, he's a textbook example of a subanimal.
Yeah bro, he's a textbook example of a subanimal.
by Maryoussef August 12, 2022
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by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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Get the subaru mug.1. Star character of the CLAMP manga Tokyo Babylon, and a major character in the series X (X/1999), Subaru exists to take all the pain the writers can think up for him. An Angstbunny of the highest order... if it can go badly for a normal person, it will explode into bloody pieces when Subaru is involved. Although this is unfortunate, if not entirely Subaru's fault, the fact that he seems unwilling to so much as attempt to move on past his angst--or do anything other then wallow in it--makes him a mite unbearable at times. He makes emos look well adjusted!
2. Not always a kind of car.
3. Poster boy for angst.
4. Exceptionally popular, for reasons unknown by the writer.
2. Not always a kind of car.
3. Poster boy for angst.
4. Exceptionally popular, for reasons unknown by the writer.
"My life really sucks, and here are the reasons why, not to mention the reasons I will not attempt to improve it..."
"Dude, shut up. We don't need another Subaru Sumeragi around here."
"Dude, shut up. We don't need another Subaru Sumeragi around here."
by pno April 27, 2006
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