Stemster

A uniquely substantial erection of painful severity, rendering its owner nearly immobile due to both lack of blood flow to the cereberal cortex and the sheer awkwardness of navigating any appreciable distance with an engorged shank.

I wanted to go up to the bar for another round of shots, but that chick grinding on my lap left me with savage stemster

by frymax22 December 12, 2007

squeasters

The colorful discharge from a penis or a type of crop.

i went and checked my squeasters last night and it seems someone has ravaged them.

by Howie Feltercrotch August 9, 2010

Smasterbate

To masterbate while being drunk

Tone smasterbated after he drank too much last night because his girlfriend wasnt around.

by Bigpoon24 August 29, 2012

Shumister

Another name for somebody that has the name "shu" in it. Like Joshua. Makes them sound awesome.

Score 1 for shumister...

by Carl Carl June 11, 2013

swumpster

Fat bastard

U r a swumpster

by Chippsop April 18, 2016

swumpster

Fat bastard

U r a swumpster

by Chippsop April 18, 2016

Shmastered

A combination of Shit-faced, smashed, and plastered; the ultimate form of intoxication

He was so shmastered he ended up naked, passed out on top of the school.

by ProtegeRapper April 26, 2016