ninja studying

when you pretend to be hard at work to get your mom off your back about homework, but you're really watching tv shows on hulu.

I was ninja studying last night. Learned everything off of bones and house. Think I'm ready for that biology test now!

by you can't see me! February 12, 2010

Pseudo studying

Instead of studying, just sitting there with the appropriate materials present, and doing something irrelevant such as watching TV, listening to music, or procrasterbating.

No dude, I was only pseudo studying. All I managed to do was watch the new episode of How I Met Your Mother, and jerk off like, six times... Not at the same time...

by Captain Awesome Esq. December 1, 2010

studying

Doing anything other than studying;

Synonyms: interneting, watching tv, masturbating, playing video games, wasting away, daydreaming

(While surving the internet) "Get the fuck out of my room, I'm studying!!"

by Alexsai December 28, 2005

Studying

The act of looking through facebook bumper stickers.

Mom: Are you doing your homework?
Kid: Yeah, I'm studying.

by Naokashi January 17, 2009

Studying

This is when a man is checking out a women. A.K.A "Study" the girl.

Boy #1: "Dude what sup?'"
Boy #2: "Dude shut up I'am studying here!"

by orangeman123 January 9, 2013

xtreme studying

hardcore studying for at least 4+ hours at your local library, Borders, Barnes & Noble, etc...

"Hey, what'd you do today?"
"Eh, i burned most of my day Xtreme Studying"
"Werd."

by Confuscious4 January 11, 2008

Fanny smudging

To rub ones hands vigorously across the female genitalia

I was busy fanny smudging the Mrs last, she fucking loved it

by Bigbob91 July 15, 2015