Trumping

Tweeting while on the toilet.

Common when very upset, and usually (but not always) consisting of a “tweet storm”.

Gonna get my coffee do a little trumping before I get ready for the day.

by TheRealDan December 21, 2019

Trumping

Trying to explain things you know absolutely nothing about.

Person 1: Mental health isn't important to anyone. They just need to suck it up.

Person 2: Stop Trumping. You're a car salesman, not a psychiatrist.

by BlueMarket_35 March 18, 2020

strumming

The girl version of wanking.

Celia spent a delightful evening strumming.

by A Lone Raw Nut January 23, 2006

Trumping

Answering any question with an answer solely about oneself.

That egotistical asshole was just trumping though the entire interview and didn’t give us any useable information.

by Blacknight58 January 13, 2020

Trumping

The art of claiming to build a wall but never doing it.

Guy 1: Hey guys! Let's go Trumping on the Mexicans!
Gal 1: But Donald is already doing that.
Guys 1, 2, and 3: THEN LET'S GO TO CANADA AND DO IT.

by Humanish September 28, 2020

stripping wire

To jerk off, masterbate

"Where is Andy?"

"Dude I think he's still in his room stripping wire"

"Man, he's always jerking off, he needs a girlfriend"

by The BIGGEST T February 26, 2014

Vein Stamping

Repeatedly smacking your girlfriend in the lips with your stiff, rigid, veiny penis.

Rachel sucked me off last night. After nutting her chin, I did a little vein stamping. Her lips are a little sore and chapped today.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017