stroker

One who enters a car dealership without the slightest intention to buy a car, hence wasting a salesperson's time and money.

Bob the used car salesman: Did you end up closing the deal?

Mike the used car salesman: Naaw, he was a stroker.

by Shahin January 31, 2005

Stroker

A girlfriend that will not allow you to fuck her and is only willing to give you hand jobs.

Phil: Poor Tom, his gf doesn't let him bone
Bob: Yea she's a stroker

by Jisser August 30, 2009

Chode Stroker

1.One who strokes chodes; 2.often used as a derogatory term, not always literal AKA faggot

1. -"Dude, Fabio gave Mike a Handjob!"
-"WOah bruhha. Doesn't Mike have a chode?"
-"Yea! Fabio is such a chode stroker!"

2. W0w John saw the new Hannah Montana movie opening day? What a fucking chode stroker.

by Andreezi July 18, 2009

stroker

One who chronically masturbates.

Hudson really is a stroker. His computer crashed from all the porn he watched while masturbating.

by The guilded lion February 22, 2011

Goat Stroker

You enjoy visiting goat sanctuaries in your spare time and stroking Goats.
Basically means your a fucking retard...

Person #1: Can I have some money please?
Person #2: No, Fuck off you dirty Goat Stroker.

by xDStevieee July 18, 2010

Ego Stroker

Someone who flirts with you just for the attention but when push comes to shove they aren't interested in you, just the attention you give them.

Sam flirts with Sally everyday. Sally blushes and flirts back. Sally works up the nerve to ask Sam out, Sam declines but still attempts to flirt because he's an ego stroker.

by ShopGirl07 June 21, 2010

Stroker Strike Force

The staff of a strip club or any other establishment such as a bar,pub,grocery store ie bathroom attendants, security, bouncers etc who's job is to prevent you from masturbating while inside the establishment or in close proximity to the exterior of the venue.

I was tenderizing my tube steak in the bathroom of this strip club when out of no where the stroker strike force swooped in on me and kicked me out.

by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015