tube stroker

definition of a Tube Stroker is a military term used to describe some one whos job is mortarman, for their tube stroking motions.

example "hey whats Cpl Bill's Job in the Marines?"

"oh hes a tube stroker"

by Po-Mak August 19, 2009

stroker and hoop

- a show on cartoon networks adult swim
- what i call the undercover cops from GTA

Oh shit! I got fucking 4 stars and Stroker and Hoop keep ramming into me!

by 4thosAbout2rock October 22, 2005

Rock stroker

Its where you and your mum touch eachother sexually.

Jack vm told his friends that he tried rock stroker last night.

by Daddylicker69 March 08, 2017

Goat Stroker

Is a deviant masturbator.

Hell no! you can't come in the portajohn with me you Goat Stroker.

by Crham October 28, 2015

Choad Stroker

A choad stroker simply enjoys stroking other mens choads. Or lady choads.
A.K.A. Zach Mazeski

Weslee:that zach kid is a choad stroker
Trevor:ya hes pretty gay

by The Punisher ;] April 24, 2009

dash stroker

A snobby individual who determines the quality of an automobile by the quality and texture of its interior plastics with little regard for the package as a whole.

The assessment is performed by closing one's eyes and smoothly running a hand over the length of the dashboard and door panels of a car. The occasional 'knock' is performed to test for hollow spaces.

Frequently these individuals are drivers of German automobiles.

"Whoa have you seen the sixth generation jetta? I kinda like it."
"You clearly have no taste. The dash is hard as a rock. Go for its predecessor. That's when they knew how to make good cars."
"But its cheaper AND has more rear legroom that the old car."
"I'm sorry were you saying something? I was stroking the 1x2 strip of soft-touch plastic i carry around with me at all times."
"F**k off dash stroker."

by officerk December 04, 2011

cock stroker

someone who strokes cock for pleasure.

matrin m. from esaclon is a cock stroker.

by cali made July 11, 2008