The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.
I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.
by goyo May 2, 2017
Get the Stroker's dilemma mug.The act of masturbating so hard and aggressively that your penis loses blood circulation and dies. If the genitals arnt removed as soon as possible the ball sac will swell and explode.
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by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
Get the Coke stroker mug.Somone who masturbates constantly. As soon as they get their rocks off they get right to it and do it again.
by rocketman January 30, 2005
Get the Chain Stroker mug.A guy who has gotten too carried away with a girl's idea of romance. He looks at her like a fragile flower and barely dares to touch her because he's too afraid to crush her, and he writes a lot of poems and serenades for his woman. While many girls find this romantic, the rest of the women with sense in their heads finds this annoying and plain sappy, not to mention that it's one of the biggest turn-offs in human existence due to the fact that it's so immasculine.
The expression "Feathery Stroker" comes from Marian Keys' book "Anybody out there", where one of the main character's friends tell her about a man that instead of ripping her clothes of, he lay there stroking her carefully as if he was stroking a feather. Her friend on the other hand, experienced it as one of the worst days of her life.
The expression "Feathery Stroker" comes from Marian Keys' book "Anybody out there", where one of the main character's friends tell her about a man that instead of ripping her clothes of, he lay there stroking her carefully as if he was stroking a feather. Her friend on the other hand, experienced it as one of the worst days of her life.
Jaqueline: Ugh, I just had the worst night ever.
Anna: Why?
Jaqueline: I met a Feathery Stroker.
Anna: Really? What happened?
Jaquelina: He was just laying there in my bed, stroking me like a fragile feather, while I was waiting for him to tear my clothes off and fuck me.
Anna: Oh lord, I'm so sorry.
Anna: Why?
Jaqueline: I met a Feathery Stroker.
Anna: Really? What happened?
Jaquelina: He was just laying there in my bed, stroking me like a fragile feather, while I was waiting for him to tear my clothes off and fuck me.
Anna: Oh lord, I'm so sorry.
by VuittonCouture February 1, 2012
Get the Feathery Stroker mug.Perverted old men that sit around and stroke the tails of their 2 pound white dogs while they sit on their laps.
Did you see that friggin tail stroker Mark sitting in his chair stroking Lucie's tail during the Patriots-Jets game? WTF - can't he do that when we're not around?
by Hempy da stroker March 23, 2019
Get the Tail Stroker mug.a gooch stroker is a person who takes pleasure from stroking the gooch of either themself or the gooch of another.
They may stroke their own gooch as part of the act of masturbation, but gooch stroking may also be totally non-sexual. Gooch strokers tend to form clans who after intense training in gooch dojos are accetped as a true gooch assasin.
They may stroke their own gooch as part of the act of masturbation, but gooch stroking may also be totally non-sexual. Gooch strokers tend to form clans who after intense training in gooch dojos are accetped as a true gooch assasin.
Mandy: Oh Wantabe, let me stroke your gooch while I pleasure you
Wantanabe: hell no, there aint no way I'm letting your fingers anywehere near my gooch, or my bacon strip, you gooch stroker!
Wantanabe: hell no, there aint no way I'm letting your fingers anywehere near my gooch, or my bacon strip, you gooch stroker!
by The Padre October 19, 2009
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