Straussed

When a barely legal person of the male persuasion tries to pick up chicks using information from the PUA bible "The Game" by Neil Strauss. Tactics include going up to random women on the street and asking them bizarre questions to try to start a conversation. Proponents of Straussing fail to realize that book came out before they hit puberty and is no longer original.

18 year old boy (usually wearing a hat): "Hey can I ask you a question? Do you think music was better in the 90s or the 2000s?"

Me: "Am I getting Straussed?"

by baloola June 19, 2014

Straussing

The act of dating someone who is much younger, usually the person is under the age of 18.

"dude, Kevin is dating a 16 year old! He's 20!! He's totally straussing!!!

by Advil750 May 11, 2011

strussione

Strussione's are hot af and your lucky to be one. There's only a few out there. They come from Italy. Once meeting a Strussione you will be attracted for life they basically put you under a magical spell. STRUSSIONE'S ARE LIFE!

Damn I wish I was a Strussione

by Kakakakkaka January 5, 2014

straussed

"getting a nut" from an incoherent passed out chick.
getting a nut = getting laid.

"The girl had five shots of everclear and got Straussed in the alley."

"Don't drink too much tonight, you might get Straussed"

by 9B October 30, 2007

Strausse

A very ugly Austrian Ostrich. Often combined with höse. Turning it into a man wearing Ugly Austrian Brand Ostrich Pants.

Look at Chris he's such a Strausse.

by Jasuzo November 17, 2021

Strassini

A tale of All-American failure.

To be exposed as a fraud.

The guy is a Strassini.
He was exposed to be a Strassini

by nWo4life May 23, 2013

StraussKhanderSloot

To sleep with the maid at a cheap hotel. Or any hotel.

After a 4-Day run at the Days Inn I was awoken by a knock from the cleaning lady. I had no choice but to strausskhandersloot it.

by tommy Ghostbuster December 13, 2012