strapped

to carry a condom so you are always ready for sex.

man i hope your strapped that bitch has some shit you dont want to catch

by nick a bitch January 16, 2004

mother strapalonian

used in George Carlin's "Incomplete List of Impolite Words",the exact meaning or origin is unknown.

"Sam is a mother strapalonian. =/"

by teresa sup! November 9, 2008

strapped

Wearing an Athletic Supporter (aka Jockstrap).

When an Athletic Coach tells his team or physical education (P.E.) class to get dressed into their athletic gear, he might say, "You guys stop screwing around and get strapped."

by ADavis September 26, 2006

strapped

when your waste band is lined with candy you bought at a grocery store because the candy at the movie theater is far too expensive.

friend: hey you want some treats after we get our tickets.

you: na man i came strapped.

by wise1111 June 26, 2010

strapped

To be in possession and/or to have on oneself a strap-on dildo.

John: Bro, they don't even know I'm strapped!
Tom: Careful, make sure the safety is on!
John: I don't think my purple dildo has a safety switch...
Tom: Bet.

by Splur Gang September 18, 2018

Strapped

Used when you have little to no money

Note: Potentially could be an Aussie slang word

guy1: Mate can i borrow $10
guy2: Nah i'm strapped

by thepumpkinking July 10, 2010

strapped in my kayak

When you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours and you need to run some errands. You place your erection upwards against your stomach and tighten your belt to keep it firmly in place.

I took too many dick pills and even after 5 hours I was still rock hard. I had to go buy some avocados so I put on some jeans and strapped in my kayak.

by alcarlin April 3, 2015