Stoning the Sickness

The act of getting so high while sick that the virus in your body also gets stoned that it re-thinks its life and decides to not be a virus anymore and you become cured.

"Bro aren't you sick why are you smoking?"
"Ah dude I'm Stoning the Sickness so it re-thinks its life bro."

by zippyclean June 29, 2021

Steving

Being pegged or penetrated in the ass by @GoddessZoey of myfreecams

GoddessZoey loves Steving her room regulars

by The Virg July 25, 2011

Stoning

The act of beating someone with Keystone Lights after they have committed a party foul. Keystones can be thrown or put into a sock in order to beat the party fouler but its standard that at least 10 Keystones are used to inflict sufficient damage.

Marcus: Holy crap! What happened to Jack?
James: He spilt his beer so we immediately Stoned him.
Marcus: What is stoning?
James: We beat him with Keystones.
Marcus: Oh that would explain the blood.

by Swag Master Cloud August 12, 2011

Stoking

Prompting a firey response in a victim.

A: "Yo' Momma"
B: "Why you stoking me?"

by Powder_ Keg March 24, 2010

e-stoning

The act of smoking pot with your buddies over AIM or a chat room in the event that you all can't smoke together in real life.

"Hey did you guys smoke at Ted's the other day?"
"No man Matt couldn't sneak out so we all just e-stoned over MSN."
"Man I love e-stoning, lemme give you my screen name!"

by AwesomeFace22222222222222222 July 7, 2009

stoping

When you are too stupid to spell stopping. Such as a random dumb blond girl would say when when she tries to put the word "stop" into a different tense.

Stoping taliking on snapchat and getting a life.

by Miltonfootball443 October 14, 2016

Stoling

Bowling while stoned. An activity enjoyed by many stoners.

"Let's go stoling this weekend."

"I ate six large fries while stoling last night, and still walked out hungry."

"Jim bowled a 300 in stoling last night."

by Buffaloosa October 28, 2012