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Stole Camp

A fastidiotic idea dreamed up by well-to-do white women with too much time on their hand to fix the thing they find annoying about their husband or male partner.

Stole Camp was created by women most easily visualized as Wine Mom. Whether initially well-intentioned or not, Stole Camp is, at best, completely without merit, and almost certain to be counterproductive in addressing the issues that supposedly exist.

The logic stream behind Stole Camp matches that of parents in the 1970’s, worried by their son exhibiting gay tendencies, choosing to send their kid to spend more time at church, being mentored by the Priest within the confines of the rectory.
Wife One: My husband is so annoying.

Wife Two: Mine too! In fact, I’m sending him to a two-week intensive Stole Camp in Las Vegas to work on all his issues under the measured guidance of Stolevrusny. I’m confident he will come back all fixed.

Wife One: Wow, that sounds genius.
by Dr. Gibberish January 8, 2023
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stole it fair and square

1. When you tell the person "hey I'm stealing this (typically an object of no value)" with an undertone of 'and there aint a damn thing you are gonna do about it'.
2. When a person sees you pick up an object and turn and walk away with it and don't say anything about it.
Person one: he said you took his whistle
Person two: yeah but I stole it fair and square man, I told him I was taking it
by Hrmnypeacelove August 11, 2017
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stole my lunch

To copy someone in a blatant manner. Taking something from someone and using it as if it's your own for financial gain and therefore taking food out their mouth.
Drake took my flow. He stole my whole lunch.

I was doing a reaction channel before everyone and they all stole my lunch.
by Zebra the Moose February 8, 2019
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stole your locker

"stole your locker" is a new slang term meaning "saw one's face at a public loaction and said 'hey... I think I know that guy but I'm not sure if it's him...' which then the one stealing one's locker will continue on their own path of life, pondering that person's face and how/where they know of it or had seen it.
I did not know you knew Jade, she stole your locker...

I stole this guy's locker at the mall, I swear I met him at a party somewhere...
by the hentai extremist August 25, 2004
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stole his brothers girl

Non philistine behavior. When you hypothesize that water is thicker then blood...but your still wrong....douchebag.... punishable by death... from the hand of your brother....in some countries...
That fucking Philip....he went and stole his brothers girl.
by Futre August 29, 2008
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Stole On

When a NTer takes it from the back.
by NT March 8, 2004
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stole my batch

stole my batch;the taking of a young man's virginity or v-card
I don't remember the name of the first girl who stole my batch.
by bubbles213* September 30, 2008
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