a skeezer

A female that is slutty or otherwise undesirable.

Ex 1:
P1: Wow, check out that chick.
P2: No dude, that chick's totally a skeezer.

Ex 2:
P1:Hey there's supposed to be a new girl at work today.
P2:Yeah, I saw her dude, definitely a skeezer.

by pyner42 March 10, 2008

Steeberjeeber

A name for a little brother who is very annoying.

Person1: Oh is that your little brother?
Person2: Oh yeah... Hey Steeberjeeber, come over here real quick.

by AndiesMt123 August 27, 2020

steezberg

A jew with a ton of steez, most commonly applied to people who do freestlye snowboarding. Style+ease+Jew=steezberg

Jew #1 "holy kishka did you just see Zach Plotkin pull that sick 1080, he should change his last name to steezberg.

Jew #2 " that was so insane I almost lost my yalmulka."

by Plotbert February 1, 2008

sneezer

A shit that spreads like a sneeze and spashes back at your arse, leaving a slight cold feeling.

"I had a pain in my stomach from eating too many sausages. I sat at the shitter and left a sneezer in the bowl. It was the A-bomb!

by Kristofolis May 27, 2005

gorilla steeze

Extremely compact yet very relaxed position when on skis (almost always on skis). Referring to newschool skiers. Not racers or mogul skiers. The ones that slide rails and hit booters in a terrain park or on city handrails. Also exhibiting very baggy and enourmouse clothing occasionally with fur and throwback neon colors.

Skier 1: Damn did you see Tanner hit that hip with the gorilla steeze
Skier 2: Hells yeah, didn't move a muscle the entire time he was in the air. Shits intense. Very gorilla steeze!

by KUBLAI (Jarrod) July 14, 2005

Chicken Skeezer Salad

A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.

"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"

"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."

by Kum-Twat July 31, 2012

skeezer

An evil, angry, scandalous, emotionally unstable and psychologically disturbed female predator that will typically blame men for the irresponsible and immature choices she has made in her life. A skeezer assumes, with fradulent intent, the character of a good woman so she can prey (not pray) on and use good men to support her selfish, inappropriate and irresponsible lifestyle. She will also use her children or get pregnant if she has to and will set no limit to get what she wants.

Her mother was a skeezer and so was her aunt and they taught her everything she knows.

by J. Duval December 28, 2007