Jolly Steamer

When you unexpectantly come across a dump in a public/private bathroom.

Guy 1: "Man i got to take a poop!"
Guy 2: "Well hurry and go to a stall."
Guy 1: "Alright... dude someone didn't flush their turd!"
Guy 2: "Hahahaha you just got Jolly Steamered

by JMB10 January 7, 2012

seafood steamer

Fingering a girl after she has driven 8 hours or more to come see you for sex, then you stick your fingers in her mouth.

Laura drove all the way here and i gave her a seafood steamer

by Davidhimself July 9, 2018

Calvert Steamer

Taking a massive shit on the table in an interview and walking out without saying a word.

When you just want to prove a point, carry out a calvert steamer.

by Bobnotbob January 26, 2022

steamed wheat

Something that has made you angry and/or upset, elicits a response that you are steamed wheat!

The dry cleaners burned a whole in my favorite suit. Man, I was steamed wheat.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 12, 2010

Leeland Steamer

Taking a shit between someone's pillows and or matress and box spring.

Don't talk to me like that man, or you may walk into your room tomorrow with a Leeland Steamer.

by Ahlstrom January 11, 2009

Steamed Clams

1) an excuse as to why there is smoke coming out of your oven
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams

1)Chalmers: why is there smoke. Oming out of your oven
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams

Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers

by TheRogueChicken July 21, 2019

waifu stealer

When a fictional character enters an officially recognized relationship with your waifu, thus making her unavailable, he (or she) becomes a waifu stealer. Usually, the character is described by fans as a horrible, mean person or even a womanizer, even if the character hasn't shown any signs of being that way.

The term first came to real prominence in the brony community after the first My Little Pony movie was released. In it, Flash Sentry, an incidental character horns in on Twilight Sparkle, a main character, thus pissing off any of the bronies who called her waifu.

Sometimes also referred to as "waifu thief".

Sakura was so perfect until that waifu stealer got to her

by CanisMinor December 1, 2014