Christmas Steambag

you take a big chick, put her in a santa like sac, then take a shit in it and throw it over your shoulder (shouting ho ho ho is optional)

Dude, i gave that fat chick a mean christmas steambag last night

by chavez "the ripper" jesus June 9, 2009

Scamburger

Getting a hotdog instead of a burger.

Jones: I just bought a burger but they gave me a hotdog!

Charles: Man, you just bought a scamburger!

by jim frowning September 25, 2020

Lampeter Strasburg

Juul. Apparently all the fuckers here need it. Cheating, all the fuckers here do it. Thots, we have too many of those dusty hoes. People gotta wake up to shit like, right? Gay, what an insult! Like what in fucking fuck are you guys on about? The shitty ass people, lovely shit going on here. Fucking small child’s swear here like what in the fuck?

Damnit, I’m still in Lampeter Strasburg!

by MoonlightUH69 May 14, 2019

Slamburger

A vagina that a man only has sex with because he's drunk and wants to "slam" one out. Term best applies to uglier vaginas that look like a bowl of mashed potatoes due to excess intercourse.

Man, that slamburger I took home from the bar last night was pretty gross but it still hit the spot.

by WhatYouNeed July 26, 2010

shamburger

what you bite into when you think you're eating a hamburger, but it turns out to be a tofu or turkey burger.

Pakita asked me over for dinner last night. It was going great until she brought out the food. It looked like a hamburger, but it turned out to be a shamburger. She was still bootylicious though.

by Pakita August 28, 2007

Slamburglar

A coed sporting team (Volleyball ect) that have two female members that get slammed by all and/or most male members simultaneously or over a given period of time. The word originated as the females are stolen of all dignity while being slammed constantly by many individuals. The slamming is in part retribution for being allowed to play sport

Julie did not play rec volleyball because she did not want to be apart of the slamburglar after the game.

by zacchh September 16, 2009

steambag

To defecate into a small plastic baggie, tie the bag shut with rope or string, and twirl it in circles hitting your friend in the face several times. Usually done in a jovial or festive manner.

After Jill announced she was pregnant, all her friends playfully steambagged her until everyone was exhausted and covered with corn niblets.

by Mr. Snap November 1, 2009