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Stealth Ass

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To pass a silent but deadly fart right after someone lets an audible one fly, therefore staying under the radar and allowing that person and others to think that the entire stench was from the audible fart.
I had to drop ass so bad, and I knew it was going to stink so I waited until Dave let a loud one rip and I went stealth ass on him and slipped one in under the radar.
by k-10 May 25, 2007
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When a Transgender is secretly trans and living as they would if they were born their preferred gender, as if they were born cis
Cody is a stretch transgender transguy and no one knows he is trans

No one knows I am trans stealth and I prefer it that way
by Onedayillbehappy May 22, 2018
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Stealthing

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Stealthing is when a man removes a condom during sex despite agreeing to wear one so that he can cum inside the other person without their knowledge.
He got beat for stealthing after she said no sex without a condom.
by TexInst April 25, 2017
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Stealth Fatty

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A person who looks fit and attractive with their clothes on, but does not look as good as originally anticipated with their clothes off.
Jason is kind of a stealth fatty; he looks good with his clothes on but once he got naked I wished that he would just put them back on right away.
by LRC123 August 10, 2009
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A bookish nerdy person who disguises their proclivities in order to maintain social status.
Lydia from Teen Wolf is such a Stealth Nerd
by Smoolly Anderthy November 18, 2013
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stealth retirement

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The increasingly common phenomenon of quietly and suddenly retiring in the midst of workplace chaos to avoid the dangers of the Covid Pandemic.
Well my man, the only truly intelligent option as I see it is stealth retirement!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
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The act of sneaking behind a corner and lying in wait for one's wife or girlfriend to turn her back and let her guard down, whereupon the subject springs out from behind cover, immediately places himself behind the female, and pounds her ass viciously.

This is best executed while both parties are fully clothed, so as to illustrate that the erstwhile-performed stealth hump is not a attempt at sexual gratification, but rather an act of degradation, humiliation, and objectification.
Paula had her back turned while brushing her teeth, so I jumped out from behind the shower curtain and stealth humped her until she choked on a mouthful of toothpaste.
by senorguitarra September 26, 2011
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