steaming

Moderate intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a noticable reduction in common sense and decision making capacity. One step above pissed on the scale of drunkenness and one below battered.

We seem to have a few traffic cones in our living room. I guess we were steaming last night.

by jayseebee July 14, 2004

Steaming Tuba

A girl sucking on a cock with hands around butt cheeks when the guy farts.

The other night I gave the old lady a steaming tuba.

by C-Adamz January 11, 2007

Steaming Palmer

A sexual practice used to break in new lesbians. The partner massages the breasts, groin, and buttocks of the prospective convert with a hand wrapped in a steaming towel.

Michelle thought it was bad when they kept staring at her breasts in the bar, but nothing could prepare her for the feeling of her first Steaming Palmer.

by Mateo Incognito July 2, 2008

Steaming Cleveland

A misinterpretation of Cleveland Steamer

"Crap on my chest." "Isn't that called a steaming cleveland or something?" "No, thats called a cleveland steamer."

by LeMoNK1NGv2Beta September 25, 2009

Steaming Keyboard

The act of boiling your computer keyboard and slowly inserting it into your anal prolapse for maximum pleasure, boil the keyboard in Motor Oil

Jeff - Last night i Gave Elliott's Moms A Steaming Keyboard !
Jack - Nice Brother

by Get It Right Carl January 8, 2015

steaming the broccoli

A phrase commonly used by black people, to refer to smoking marijuana

Yo Doug, we steaming the broccoli later tonight?

by Fredward503 June 28, 2009

Steaming Muffler

The art of spreading the vagina and farting in it(preferably after the consumption of beans). Have her hold the fart in while she gives you sloppy head and when your about to ejaculate(cum), put it in her cavity(vaginal) and an ultimate queef will always be the result.

With all the beans I ate today, tonight will be the perfect night to try the steaming muffler with Natalie.

by LongDoe September 30, 2011