stalemating

Extremely dry sex.

"bro i am totally planning on stalemating Kelly"
"whoa man why not do some playing first that sounds unhealthy"

by kirito_tendicula May 17, 2014

Conversation Stalemate

The point in a conversations when a reply to "lol", "mhmm", etc. are met with the same/similar response, stagnating or stopping the conversation. Occurs most commonly in text messages and phone calls.

Al: "So then I had to buy up all the bread in the store. Crazy, right?"
Joe: "Yeah!"
Al: "Mhmm."
Joe: "Mhmm."
Al: "We hit a conversation stalemate, I'll text you later."

by The Asian and the Atheist April 28, 2015

Stalemate

A mate that is desperately in need of a shower as their Bio has gotten to that stale stage where upon it wafts around with them everywhere they go and with everything they do.

Theo: John, you looking to jam tonight?

John: Yeh man. Been stressin' all day.

Theo: Ayt, well call Jim and tell him to bring Stevie along with him.

John: Ah man no! Forget that then, Jim's alright but why Stevie? He's become a Stalemate.

by Quantum_Q January 12, 2009

Stalemate

When you are playing human chess *See human chess* and after a continuation of human chess moves, you both decide to stop moving and try to give the other person a chance to go though and it ends up feeling Very very akward. Also it may get you to end up playing Human chess again! And Again See Human Chess

Me: I hate playing Human chess!! when its at a stalemate it feels so damn akward!

by KGtheBEAST June 9, 2009

Stelena

Stelena- a kinda weird pairing between Stefan and Elena from the Vampire Diaries. He is a creepy stalker who wanted to pursue a teenager even tho he is 160 years old or something. And the only reason he even loved her in the beginning is because his crazy ex named Katherine that looked like elena messesd real him up bad.

Stelena fan: OMG delena sucks, Stelena for the win

An intellectual: LMAO sure hon

by Prostydia October 24, 2017

stalemate

To cum in a bottle, leave said cum in bottle until it grows moldy, then pull it out and pour it on the face of your lover when she least expects it. More disgusting than munging.

Jeff pulled a stalemate on Jenny last night, and she threw up on him.

by Chad and Jeff September 22, 2007

stellenarious

a cousin of the word stellar;
this means absolutely mesmerizing,
something thats so amazing that it cant be put into words.

This picture is effing stellenarious!!!

-found on a myspace picture comment

by pimpin prince August 27, 2008