shit standing up

Refers to being so busy that you don't have time to use a restroom.

Used in the context of passing someone who wants to chat and you do not have time.

Cher: I swear, ever since I had Sonny axed, it's been non-stop busy for me.

Sting: Bloody hell! Know what you mean. Ive been running so much this week, I have to shit standing up!

by Richard Halliburton, Jr. December 29, 2007

Standing on Plastic

When a gang boss wants you dead he may send someone to bring you to his office. The floor will have a plastic sheet over it so that when he shoots you and your body slumps to the floor, no one has to go through the trouble of removing the blood from the floor.

Standing on Plastic has evolved into a general term for someone powerful wanting you dead.

"Oh man, Chavez went crazy when I told him on the phone that I screwed up the vault job! He invited me to his office, I reckon I'm standing on plastic!"

by Wingy July 11, 2006

Standing O-vation

The crowd-like roar that echoes through the mind during a particularly intense orgasm.

Their incredibly romantic evening ended in the only suitable way: with a standing o-vation.

by Rob in the 'Hood January 19, 2010

Standish, Michigan

A small town that is also know as Yee-yee ville, where all the yee yee people go to have a good time. Crackin’a cold one open with the boys is always recommended. The higher the lift on the truck the lower the panties.

Hey, lets go to Standish, Michigan to have a good time.

by briss.ette March 15, 2018

standing hampton

a Standing Hampton is an erect penis

I woke up this morning and looked down at my standing hampton

by F_Dawg April 25, 2008

Standing Lapdance

A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.

"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.

by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012

standing double

To take a shit in a washing machine. The owner gets hit twice. Once with the stench and second with having to remove the shit from the machine.
Related to the upper decker. You can get double the points for a front loading machine. You get triple points if you can navigate a stackable machine on your first jump.

This party sucks, lets hit a standing double before we go.

by johndoe01026 August 5, 2015