snakefaced

Beligerantly, yet happyily and good naturedly drunk

After the pub crawl, Mike was snakefaced in the gutter.

by Snake Gordon November 8, 2008

bathroom stalemate

Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.

1-I had to poop but found myself in a bathroom stalemate and had to wait for 20 minutes.
2- Stupid public bathrooms!

by TheRealIP September 26, 2013

StankFace

When you see someone who's natural expression for that day or moment looks like a combination of being pissed off, and smelling something awful.

Jenna spilled wine all over her new top. Now she wears a stankFace for the rest of the evening.

"See that girl over there. Why she giving me the StankFace."

by InfuseMuse September 23, 2014

shakeface

the process of shaking your face back and forth from left to right with all of your face muscles relaxed. It is best to take a picture of your shakeface to show off to the bros.

my jaw is killing me after all that shakeface action last night!

by fuck off shit lips January 12, 2008

stalefate

being in a situation where no matter what you do, you cannot avoid harsh consequences.

If I tell my parents, I'll be grounded for eternity. If I don't, they'll eventually find out and then ground me for eternity. Either way, I'm in a stalefate.

by brach95 February 22, 2011

Stalkafacebookatism

when a random guy/girl comments on a photo/status of you with in a creeper like fashion.

Random Guy/Girl: That shirt makes you look sexy, and i love the picture on your wall behind you.

You: I DONT KNOW YOU

Friend: that is a classic case of Stalkafacebookatism.

by sayitandmeanit September 4, 2012

Saltface

A slightly less insulting word used to describe someone as very upset or mad.

Boy: I can't believe we lost the game! I'm so mad.
Grandma: Don't worry, a think a nice, warm dinner will cheer you up.
Boy: No, I don't want to eat.
Grandma: Now, don't be such a saltface!

by KinoFire September 13, 2016