spoons

spoons is a game often played by honkeys where you collect real, metal spoons and drive around trying to hit black people. when you throw it you yell "nigger", and if you dont hit them you have to go get the spoon.

A:Lets go play spoons.
B:Dude, no we'll get killed.
A:I ain't afraid of any niggers.

by gummpy December 2, 2007

spoonsuit

In the nude, the buff or your birthday suit --the suit you cuddle (or spoon) in.

Yo girl, let's go upstairs and get into our spoonsuits.

by Coined by Travis Young March 25, 2007

spoonswag

what justin bieber and lil twist do. SWAG WITH SPOONS

JB:swagin with spoons
LIL TWIST: SPOONSWAG!

by JEEBSLOVER69 January 8, 2011

Spoons

Slang name for a Wetherspoons pub, which is part of a British national chain of pubs. Serves cheap drinks and cheap food.

Person 1- "I fancy cocktails"
Person 2- "2 for £12 pitchers at spoons?"

Person1 - "to spoons!"

by Glelato July 15, 2015

spoonsexual

spoonsexual is when you feel an attraction to shoving spoons down peoples throat.

Guy 1: yoo, you see this spoon?

Guy 2: huh, yeah?

Guy 1: *shoves spoon down Guy 2’s throat* *moans and gets hard*

Guy 2: *yelps* what the fuck?!? you are so spoonsexual!!!! *almost dies*

by reii<3 February 2, 2022

The Spoons Years

A time in the later years of a man's life when he is probably retired and is using his local wetherspoons as a second home.

A- Mate I'm so sick of this job - can't wait for the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!

by Web* October 28, 2018

Doom spoons

Another word for cobra. smol cobras are teaspoons of doom

1:doom spoons are yes
1:agreed
1: oh shit i forgot to change accounts
3: its ok bro we all agree

by SZ ran out of chips December 12, 2018