The Squirtle

When he's laying back after conquering your fuck box with a smirk on his face and you climb over him, with cum in your pussy, and go Squirt Squirt all over this face.

Yo he was laying back looking all cool and I went over his head and used The Squirtle on him

by LitTitties July 21, 2019

Squirtle

At any point in climax of intercourse, you grab a pail of water and proceed to spit all of the water on to his/her genitalia.

"Me and my girl were having sex last night, we ended up doing the squirtle (My Favorite)."

by beastfromtheregulareast March 13, 2011

Squirtle

Accidental circumcision by skate board

He fell of the skateboard and got squirtle

by Melll123 November 27, 2011

Awkward Squirtle

when someone makes a FAILED pokemon reference

made up in Smiles's BlogTV show

"I like to spank my mankey sometimes"

wow that was an awkward squirtle

by PwnsTehNubs September 30, 2008

Squirtleneck

The sudden post sex squeezing of your dick by a woman’s vagina right after you cum.. There’s that calm quiet moment and then Bam! Out of nowhere, it’s like her snake is eating your hamster... your limp lifeless hamster.. feels like a turtleneck...

Watch out for that one, if I were you I’d get in and get out before any squirtleneck occurs.. She’s got a reputation for that ya know...

by Burntybayer March 30, 2019

super squirtle

the act of filling your ass with water, or any other beverage, and farting it out into the air or someones face (including your own).

my neighbors lawn needs to be watered so im gonna go get kyle to super squirtle all over it!

by cheif1nut December 30, 2013

Dirty Squirtle

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and she swishes it around her mouth mixing the cum with saliva and spits back at you

Guy: I ejaculated in her mouth because all girls like that.
Guy2: ok...
Guy: But she said "Im squirtle!" And spit it back at me!
Guy2: So she gave you a dirty squirtle!?

by Whitelightning24 April 21, 2017