hershey squirts

when somebody has a severe case of hershey squirts its basically diarhea

jamal:ey man what you doin in there?
tyrone:mannn that bitchin taco gave me the hershey squirts

by ahmeddabuster69 June 15, 2018

squirts, the

Excessively moist excrement which causes occasional accidental releases of liquid shit in your shorts. Commonly called the "Hershey Squirts", "the shits" or "the trots", "the squirts" are marked by the perceived need to pass a fart, and while attempting to fart, shitting one's drawers.

"I ate that damn crap they served up, and it was so greasy, that now I've got the squirts all night long."

by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004

Squirtistics

The distance of how far a woman can squirt

Jane's squirtistics are very high, as she has a distance high of 9 feet in length.

by Racenerd May 17, 2021

hershy squirts

More complex word for Diarrhea.

OMFG keep that door closed Andy pro has the Hershy Squirts!

by SandfordLULZ June 9, 2009

beer squirts

A bowel condition that follows a night of heavy beer drinking. Poop matter violently squirts out of the butt in a liquid form. Could be caused from all the carbonation in beer.

Dude, I have a nasty case of the beer squirts sorry I can't go out drinking again.

by Eric HUB January 7, 2009

hershey squirts

horrible fiery diarreah that shoots out in squirts

tami ruined another pair of pants after a particularly acute case of the hershey squirts

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Hershey Squirts

Slang for diarreah, mud butt or the green-apple splatters.

After dinner at Don Pablos, Leroy had the Hershey Squirts like a mofo.

by asian May 13, 2004