squitters

Sputtery, disgusting type of crap where you blow your hole out. The toilet is then filled with bits, often requiring a double-flush. Can also be used as verb.

I had the squitters after eating that prune pie.

Last night I had 6 hotdogs, a bag of doritos and a 12-pack of Natty Light. This morning I squittered my brains out for two hours.

by Just Joe September 7, 2003

squinted

To get high and your eyes squint.

last night we got so squinted I couldn't see.

by kstan34 July 17, 2010

Russian Ketchup Squirter

You find a girl who squirts and wait until she is on her period. Then when she is on her period you fuck her until she squirts her red juicy goodness all over an open hot dog bun and you proceed to eat it.

russian ketchup squirter

by vaginalinspecter420 November 16, 2011

squinterd

A word for an asian nerd

Squint=eye shape

erd=nerd

squinterd

Look at that squinterd. 3 A+'s in a row!

by Cl0udYYY March 31, 2022

squirtess

A female with the ability to have squirting orgasms

"I went to the bar last night and picked up this hot girl... We took a cab to my place, had sex and boy was I surprised to find out she was a squirtess... I'm gonna need to change the sheets soon"

by KillaInnaVilla December 20, 2015

Squitter chuckles

You laugh so hard you squitter your pants.

I had the squitter chuckles when John told me that joke.

by SecretLHSWarrior April 7, 2016

squarters

Squarters is a game similar to the popular "Quarters" drinking game, but rather the quarter is held between your ass cheeks and you squat in an attempt to have the quarter land in a certain place, usually into a shotglass (or cup) on that table.

This quarter stinks like ass - someone must've been using it to play squarters.

by deloreanguy December 2, 2020