Get the Squirter mug.When you are fucking a grossly overweight girl and you jerk off in her belly button. You then squeeze the sides of her stomach together and make the cum squirt up like the movie Alien.
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Get the alien squirter mug."it was fun until his purple headed yogurt squirter got outta hand and spewed yogurt all over my sheets"
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Get the squitter hoop mug.a woman of special talents, which is able to squirt cum from her cooter, which is the ultimate orgasim for a woman, due to the fact of having to change the sheets after intercourse.
Last night my wife became know as the cooter squirter when I made her orgasim so hard that she soaked our sheets.
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Get the cooter squirter mug.One whose personality overflows so much it squirts out. She has the amazing ability to make the most innocent comment smutty. This 'verbal ejaculate' takes everyone by surprise, much like the act itself.
Wongy - "Are you putting in for the boss' gift Squirter Sumerta?"
Squirter - "Matt will put it in for me?!?!"
Squirter - "I am upset that I have touched myself again because its made such a mess!"
Squirter - "I have white stuff all over my crotch and bum!!"
Squirter - "Matt will put it in for me?!?!"
Squirter - "I am upset that I have touched myself again because its made such a mess!"
Squirter - "I have white stuff all over my crotch and bum!!"
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