Squidward

A character in Spongebob Squarepants who always behave seriously and realistic unlike the main character.

Squidward is way more cool than Spongbob.

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Dirty Squidward

When you put a used condom on yours or someone elses nose. It will resemble Squidward from the show Spongebob Squarepants.

I gave him a Dirty Squidward while he was sleeping. The smell woke him up then knocked him back out.

by psychonirvanafan May 29, 2010

Squidward Cullen

Edward Cullen meets Squidward from Spongebob. Good term to use if you are a Twilighter who does not take yourself too seriously, or, better yet, one who absolutely detests Stephenie Meyer and finds Edward to be somewhat, well, squid-faced.

Psh, yeah, would you shut up about Squidward Cullen or whoever it is you're obsessed with these days?

by that one odd hottie July 1, 2008

squidward lookin ass

A guy that looks like he put a dick on his face and he ugly af

U lil squidward lookin ass

by my dick in your mouth bitch November 28, 2018

Squidward's Tiki Land

Great place for the boys and fellers to fuck around in and stuff.

Me: Wanna go to fucking Squidward's Tiki Land
You: Sure!

by Btsully323 February 18, 2021

Risky Squidward

When a guy takes a laxative and bends over, the partner gets behind him and grabs his dick between his legs and tries to get him off before the laxative kicks in.

“Chad and I tried the Risky Squidward last night and he won… he frosted me like a cake.”

by SlapRackBang March 16, 2022

Handsome squidward

his really handsome gets all the octopussy

handsome squidward gets all the octopussy

by Eating ur mom all day July 25, 2018