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The Cracker Squirm

A dance done by white people everywhere. It's easy: Just jerk and shake awkwardly from side to side.
At the dance, all the girls were doing the cracker squirm. The guys just sort of stood there.
by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie February 6, 2006
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Squirm Boner

When an erection occurs involuntarily in response to an inappropriate stimulus and a conflict between logic and biologic arises resulting in a state of terror, embarrassment or squirmyness.

This condition arises predominantly in situations where the catalyst is vile, repulsive or undesirable and against all better judgement, you get an erection.
A Squirm Boner occurs when:

A nasty trailer trash dance-queen drunk on lady's night well-drinks uses a fist of sausage fingers to grope your junk on the dance floor.

When you realize the sexy asian girl you are fapping to is actually a boy

when your cousin is forced to sit on your lap in the back seat of your dads car while driving on a bumpy road.

When you accidently brush up against a 90 year old woman in a swimming pool.
by eats tribbles October 20, 2011
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Related Words

squirmish

A word that a rural, inconsequential uneducated woman uses when trying to explain foreign policy decisions that are beyond her understanding and in a country outside the view of her porch.
...do we use the word war, do we use the word intervention, do we use the word squirmish?
by mados123 April 16, 2011
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squirmin

a movement a woman does when she is not enjoying sexual interactions; often mistaken as a good thing
girl you squirmin for me? mmhmm
by lilsquirminmama March 12, 2017
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squeimy

The word Squeimy is used to describe something absolutely epic. Mostly used in sports terms the word originated from NHL 18.
Wow Cullen Blalock’s goal was too Squeimy against the infamous Ethan Klugemister
by Skappel January 11, 2021
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Squemon

A lemon that is square, a great insult for idiots
1. You are a squemon
by Chizzeee May 26, 2022
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text squirm

The feeling you get when someone doesn't respond to your semi-sarcastic text... which you thought was harmless...and may not have been...or maybe they want you to think it was mean...but maybe they're just fucking with you...and you get all anxious...ARRRRGHHH!!
Rick says, "I should be able to do that for you. Let me check with the boss (his wife) and I'll get right back to you." Allison answers, "OK, Gene" (knowing Gene is a totally henpecked douchebag who can't make a move on his own). Rick makes Allison text squirm until he gets at least 3 anxious responses before he laughs at her.
by rickebabe November 13, 2013
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