A dance done by white people everywhere. It's easy: Just jerk and shake awkwardly from side to side.
by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie February 6, 2006
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This condition arises predominantly in situations where the catalyst is vile, repulsive or undesirable and against all better judgement, you get an erection.
This condition arises predominantly in situations where the catalyst is vile, repulsive or undesirable and against all better judgement, you get an erection.
A Squirm Boner occurs when:
A nasty trailer trash dance-queen drunk on lady's night well-drinks uses a fist of sausage fingers to grope your junk on the dance floor.
When you realize the sexy asian girl you are fapping to is actually a boy
when your cousin is forced to sit on your lap in the back seat of your dads car while driving on a bumpy road.
When you accidently brush up against a 90 year old woman in a swimming pool.
A nasty trailer trash dance-queen drunk on lady's night well-drinks uses a fist of sausage fingers to grope your junk on the dance floor.
When you realize the sexy asian girl you are fapping to is actually a boy
when your cousin is forced to sit on your lap in the back seat of your dads car while driving on a bumpy road.
When you accidently brush up against a 90 year old woman in a swimming pool.
by eats tribbles October 20, 2011
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by mados123 April 16, 2011
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by lilsquirminmama March 12, 2017
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by Skappel January 11, 2021
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Get the Squemon mug.The feeling you get when someone doesn't respond to your semi-sarcastic text... which you thought was harmless...and may not have been...or maybe they want you to think it was mean...but maybe they're just fucking with you...and you get all anxious...ARRRRGHHH!!
Rick says, "I should be able to do that for you. Let me check with the boss (his wife) and I'll get right back to you." Allison answers, "OK, Gene" (knowing Gene is a totally henpecked douchebag who can't make a move on his own). Rick makes Allison text squirm until he gets at least 3 anxious responses before he laughs at her.
by rickebabe November 13, 2013
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