squelm

Squelm is the feeling you get before you are about to jizz during masturbation.

It is really annoying when you have to stop jacking off when you are in squelm.

My phone rang when I was in squelm and I had blue balls all day.

by sandcastle February 14, 2009

Suelto

Used to describe people or things that are pussies. Usually precede by an italian hand signal. Found primarily in the Big D

God damn it Bernice your so suelto.
Don't be suelto just chug it.
Well shit snicks, your so suelto

by fatbrewer19 August 23, 2011

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by @niki.lodeon January 2, 2021

squeat

A word called out, usually loudly, to harken hungry friends or associates to gather and travel enmasse to some established eating area such as a cafeteria or dining hall. The derivation may have originated from the phrase "let's go eat!".

Anybody hungry!?...squeat!

by Michael Ely January 23, 2004

squelch

the particular sound that an aroused vagina makes when being penetrated.

that was some serious squelch action lads.

by dirty kav April 24, 2005

squeet

The standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. For example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. The cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the TEL (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. A cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)

Male: "Apparently, they're remaking My Little Pony, but instead of ponies, they're kitten-ponies."
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.

by The Real Egon Spengler April 18, 2014

squelching

the sloppy sounds of sex when one has a really wet vagina to fuck.

"Leah, what were you doing last night? I swear I heard squelching"

"No, I swear we were just talking and making out"

"Damn girl, i had to pee on the porch"

by Ali THE COOLEST May 31, 2005