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squeeze pop

The most delicious candy that ever existed. You get addicted to it the first time you try it. The first time you see it in a store, BUY IT.
I cannot get enough of squeeze pops.
by dref said right June 4, 2004
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German Squeegee

The act of pressing your buttcheeks against a pane of glass and farting. This can be done while your pants are still on, but the act is best visualized without pants -- and from the other side of the glass, for optimal viewing. For an even better visual, you may perform this act while suffering from diarrhea, but be careful to avoid the inevitable splash and collateral coverage.
You know the German Squeegee Bob butt-pressed on the bank's front window? He must have had the Hershey Squirts something fierce because they still haven't been able to clean it off. Seriously, it looks like someone shot a turd at the window at Mach 3!
by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011
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Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze

Make sure that what you are doing and striving for is going to be worth any sacrifices you will have to make along the way. If it's a relationship, job, anything in life.
If you love someone more than life itself and will do anything to have her and shes perfect for you, yet you have to move far away and start a new life, the juice is worth the squeeze.

Or if you want to become a lawyer but it costs 100's of thousands in debt and years of studying and when you graduate you have to move to alaska but your starting salary is 400K a year, the juice was worth the squeeze. Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze.
by BillHem March 26, 2008
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Squeeze the Cheese

Verb: To fart

A variation of "Cut the cheese" named after the act of using those tubes of pasturized snack cheese.
by Doc Evil August 9, 2003
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Dick squeeze

A person that squeezes dicks.
by jimmyjimmymile May 27, 2009
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Squeeze Time

The time after you've jacked off and are just sitting there while your cum leaks out onto a towel.
- Hey Jack can you turn your webcam on?
- Sorry, I;m having my squeeze time right now.
by brob4ho1111 January 22, 2010
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squeeze out some nuggets

Taking a shit in which each piece of crap is small. Often there are 10 pieces of shit in total.
Bob: Hey man, I just squeeze out some nuggets.
Tom: Really dude? I gotta see that
by trevvvvvv May 2, 2010
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