Squeezing Maltesers

When you are busting for a pooh.

(Maltesers being small round nuggets of chocolate).

Very much similar to Nibbling chocolate.

Oi Dave, where's the bog? I'm squeezing Maltesers..

by Tom Monaghan July 2, 2011

squealing toad

When you burp in a twat then that burp is regenerated as a squealing toad aka queef.

Last night me and that girl from yoga got it on, when she sat on my face I layed a squealing toad on that bitch.

by CFSS October 16, 2011

Squealing Randy

Squealing Randy

When you assume the prone bone position and rest your fatass gut (like Randy from Trailer Park Boys)on her lower back, therefore immobilizing the girl while you furiously squeal into her ear like a castrated pig until completion.

"My girl wanted to ride on top, but I gave that bitch a Squealing Randy instead."

by Taintmaster223 September 20, 2017

Love Squeezings

Love Squeezings or Love Squeezins' is the warm and not always necessary hugging, cuddling, and/or snuggling of someone.

Synonyms include:
Friendly Cuddle, Random Snuggles, Embracing huggins'

"I'm so bore...",
"LOVE SQUEEZINGS!"

by Nom nom <3 June 8, 2016

squeebing

The new way to say that you have had wild kinky sexual intercourse the night before. It could have been alone, one on one, or in a group. The word refers to not only having sexual intercourse with people, it could mean any combination of people, animals, and/or things at any location.

Dude, I was squeebing with my girl and her dog, and it was awsome.

by Mr. Freaky March 1, 2009

cow squeezings

1. Cow's milk

2. Milk

3. Bovine lactate juice

"Mom, what good is this cereal if we don't have any cow squeezings!!"

by jshep21 April 8, 2009

Squeezing Pigeons

A massive quantity of fecal matter on your vehicle, as if someone has maliciously captured pigeons and and forced them to defecate by squeezing them onto your car.

I was so foolish to park under a tree; it looks as if somebody's been squeezing pigeons all over it.

by Vomikron June 28, 2009