squatch

The powerfully intense poop you take the day after a night/day of heavy drinking. ....basically the hangover-shit.

ugggghhh breh, I'm hungover as fack......i think i feel a squatch brewin bruh

by Houston meza December 25, 2013

Squatchy

1. describing hearing a sound that could be of possible Sasquatch origin.

2. Making a noise that sounds as if could have been made by a Sasquatch.

A nervous but cool camper in the woods exclaims "Wow did you hear that? That was Squatchy."

Was that you yawning? Your so swatchy!

by Spiralgirl147 July 5, 2011

Squatch

The name for the dried semen that accrues in the hair and the beard-hairs of truckers who've been hanging out at truck-stop glory holes.

"Hey brother, you got some SQUATCH in your beard, you'd better wash that out"

by passiveoppressive October 21, 2013

Squatch Crotch

When a girl has stinky hairy vagina reminiscent of what a female bigfoot may have.

That girl I fucked with last night had the worst case of squatch crotch I've ever seen.

by VAUncleBadTouch May 9, 2012

Squatch Crotch

When a female doesn't shave her pubic area, and it resembles the hairy body of Sasquatch.

Dyl: Bro did you go down on Jenna last night?
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

Squatchling

Young or baby squatch.

Squatches tend to be protective of their squatchlings.

by Ab5uRd June 7, 2018

SQUATCHELLA

An above averged sized female, in denial her man is cheating on her. Hobbies include trapping men with pregnancies, only having boy babies though desperately wanting a girl, pathological lying and saying she lives in the country while living in the city. Copies other people's hobbies and decor sometimes baby names. Claims to be wealthy although nearing eviction. Lies about mom being a molester.

Damn dude, squatchella told me she is pregnant again

No way didn't she say her man got a vasectomy?

She said his dick was so big they couldn't complete it.

by Cuuuuuupcakerandall August 28, 2018