squashed cabbage leaf

An insult back in old english with the equivalence to what we call a bitch

(in an english accent) You stupid squashed cabbage leaf

by coolio5251 September 14, 2006

Squange

More commonly referred to as the vulva, squange is the external portion of the female reproductive system.

"Man, I love donning my latex gloves and double-punching some squange!"

by Hugh Jovaries April 27, 2009

Squashed

The act of an obesed women jumping on a thin man during sex

"Hey man, Eddie totally got squashed last night"...."I know i felt the earthquake, too...it felt like a 4.6"

by Veronica O March 4, 2008

Squashed nigga

How horrible it feels and how hard it is when your fans don't want you no more. When one feels crushed and unwanted, and unsure of one's true identity.

Squashed nigga, crushed nigga, I feel like a squashed nigga.

by margiechocoholic August 1, 2011

squasher

fat women who sit on men (fully clothed) ...or not

Oprah playing squasher to Obama

by leON November 22, 2013

squashed rat

pressing you dick up against a window (normally car)

I gave him a squashed rat

by simon... March 24, 2008

Squange

To "Squange" something is to grab or squeeze an item visiously, usually approached with wide spread fingers and followed by a forceful groan after the initial grasp.

Kyle! you Squanged the living fuck out of that cone!

by Michael Tarantoola February 20, 2008